boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”
#its in auburn and the reviews are terrible LETS GO
YES I WILL GO WITH YOU
— Elizabeth Burke (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Lindsay Ellis [x]
My legacy is Fat Grandma.
- Mine is SYMBOLISM! Unfortunately, I peaked early.
- Mine is my hour long video about crippling depression. Yay?
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.