piplups:
tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

(via lacigreen)

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

(Source: intellectualpanda, via captain-jacking-hardnesss)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via johnskylar)

pleatedjeans:

via

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via captain-jacking-hardnesss)

obi-wanker-nobi:

tearn-aqua:

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

Every once in a while, this video shows up on my dash
And I am so very happy

This is one of probably three videos on tumblr that I will wait to load every time it comes up on my dash.

(Source: itshardbeingakardashian, via captain-jacking-hardnesss)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via captain-jacking-hardnesss)